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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back image

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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  • what i actually said:i forgot
  • what my parents heard:i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
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americandreambarbie:

FRIENDLY REMINDER that walking on grass is the same as physically assaulting a human being!!! :) grass is a plant and therefore has life and feelings and should be treated with dignity and respect!!! :) also it is an EXTREME personal and cultural slight to those who identify as grasskin or other plantkin!!! if i ever see one of you in person and you’re walking on grass you will be unfollowed blocked and deleted from the internet!!! :) uwu :)))

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wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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